My Feline Overlord

Today we got new chairs. They’re old, but they’re pretty cool. I anticipated that Kafka would spend more time on them than I would, but didn’t realize that he was already plotting world domination with his laser eyes from one of them. Note the worried look on my face. I am concerned. Love, Bogart

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New, Tasty Rugs

Earlier this week, we had a poop problem. For unclear reasons, I was experiencing a prolific poop explosion and the kitties followed suit. Mama said it was unpleasant, but really, who was it most unpleasant for? Her (who only had to clean it up), the kitties (who did their business in the tub), or me,…

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Willie Comes Home

It’s been a tough week around here after losing Willie.  My long-haired orange tabby pal was not just big in stature, but also big in presence.  All of our other kitties seem a little “off” and have basically been grumpy and needy all week.  I too miss him a lot, even though he didn’t like…

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Tubby Tabby Time!

At Chez Bogart, we love us some tubby tabbies.  I have three – Kafka, the short-haired orange tiger, Willie, the long-haired ginger lion, and Aeon, the brown and white taberina. While we may say they’re fat – or big boned, or fluffy, or whatever – they basically don’t care about what we think.  That’s fine. …

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Year of the Tiger… Cat

Kafka is particularly excited about today beginning the Year of the Tiger… you can just FEEL the excitement… It is the Year of the Tiger Cat – Belly Tiger Cats are the tubbiest sign on the zodiac, methodical in their purrsuit of food (especially from other cats’ plates), intelligent deep inside that they choose to…

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Pizza! Pizza!

Hey… what’s that smell? Mmm… PIZZA.  Mama isn’t much of a cook, so because dad is sick today she had to forage in the freezer for her own lunch.  And what better – indeed, what more perfect – food is there than pizza?  Frozen if we must, but at least “improved” with some fresh tomatoes,…

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Busted!

Oh Kafka, you are SO BUSTED You spent this chilly day outside – after escaping from the back door, you managed to find a nice, warm spot in a little area under the house. But a nice, tasty bowl of kibble foiled your evil plans for taking over the household from below. And I thought…

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The Great Kafkinski

CAT ALERT – CAT ALERT – CAT ALERT If you can’t handle the felines, best to either turn away now or scroll to the bottom as the glorious orange fur will soon be flying. Ok, everybody gone that needed to leave?  It’s just us cat lovers now.  We now return to our regularly scheduled program.…

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