Tell Me a Story…

About the time before the humidity came… And remind me again exactly WHY we moved to a place where the heat and humidity make it like living in a sauna?  You know that I won’t let you shave me, so why would you think that this heat would be a good idea?  The Pacific Northwest…

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Hair of the Dog (Bar)

When it’s hot outside, sometimes it just makes sense to relax at a bar.  Not all bars are inside, however… I present to you… THE DOG BAR Way too damn hot here in Philadelphia, and this humidity is driving me crazy.  I want to go for my long walks, and kind of refuse to do…

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Ruffing It

Yes, I know that I have mentioned that it is hot outside. I may have even alluded to a bit of humidity. But really, IT IS TOO DAMN HOT OUTSIDE here in Philadelphia. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Today it meant breaking out the Ruffwear Cooling Vest that mama bought for me back when…

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Chilling at Petee’s Lounge

So… this heatwave thing stinks  This humidity thing stinks.  It’s way too hot here in Philadelphia.  If only there were a place that a boy could get a tasty cold drink… Hey look – it’s PETEE’S LOUNGE! Petee is a bulldog.  It’s too damn hot outside for Petee.  So his dads thought it might be…

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Hot Weathaire Tip

Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today?  I’ve got a great tip for you: Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM.  Pretty much any ATM will do.  In my experience, they’re all super-aire-conditioned, and most of ’em have tile floor. Maybe your mama is like mine –…

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