Hot Weathaire Tip

Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today?  I’ve got a great tip for you: Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM.  Pretty much any ATM will do.  In my experience, they’re all super-aire-conditioned, and most of ’em have tile floor. Maybe your mama is like mine –…

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The Juicy Stache of Doom

 Not everyone can grow a beard and moustache of this magnitude.  No sir-ee, a beard-and-stache combo like this requires careful pruning, and dedicated, constant vigilance.  Proper watering is a must.  As is just the right curl that impresses the ladies.  Aire-ing it out is also a key component.  Oh who am I kidding.  Just a…

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Oh, Ricky!

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this pretty Airegirl in the ‘hood, but I’d know that fine butt anywhere (she still smells AWESOME) – it’s Ricky! Excuse me, we have a little catching up to do.  You know, important Dale stuff.  Starting with exactly how good her butt smells… Love, Bogart

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Sunny in Philadelphia

It’s been a little warm here in Philly these days… even for The Most Interesting Dog in the World. But that doesn’t stop me from taking long evening walkies with mama, even if I’m tired or thirsty. Definitely a little thirsty at this point in the walkie, it’s a good thing that mama brings along…

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Up Chuck!

So say that your mama has been sitting around, drinking too much wine.  But she’s cheap – and only buys the three-buck-Chuck from Trader Joe’s.  And she likes to reuse and/or recycle stuff.  And she lives in an apartment.  And she likes flowers.  (Ok, this is how we know that I’m not talking about my…

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