Sleep Softly, Sweet Behemoth

 My furry little buddy has passed away.  Behemoth, how I will miss you. I know that you haven’t been well for awhile, and we did all that we could without going to invasive, painful extremes.  You put up with me shoving that syringe full of medicine down your throat twice a day when you weighed…

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Chilling at Petee’s Lounge

So… this heatwave thing stinks  This humidity thing stinks.  It’s way too hot here in Philadelphia.  If only there were a place that a boy could get a tasty cold drink… Hey look – it’s PETEE’S LOUNGE! Petee is a bulldog.  It’s too damn hot outside for Petee.  So his dads thought it might be…

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Hot Weathaire Tip

Find yourself out on a walkie on a stupidly-hot day like today?  I’ve got a great tip for you: Whenever you get just too damn warm, hit the ATM.  Pretty much any ATM will do.  In my experience, they’re all super-aire-conditioned, and most of ’em have tile floor. Maybe your mama is like mine –…

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The Juicy Stache of Doom

 Not everyone can grow a beard and moustache of this magnitude.  No sir-ee, a beard-and-stache combo like this requires careful pruning, and dedicated, constant vigilance.  Proper watering is a must.  As is just the right curl that impresses the ladies.  Aire-ing it out is also a key component.  Oh who am I kidding.  Just a…

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Oh, Ricky!

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this pretty Airegirl in the ‘hood, but I’d know that fine butt anywhere (she still smells AWESOME) – it’s Ricky! Excuse me, we have a little catching up to do.  You know, important Dale stuff.  Starting with exactly how good her butt smells… Love, Bogart

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