gooberstan – To Aire is Divine

Letters to Klaus

My Beautiful Ballooooooooooooon

Yes, I’d like to fly… far away from all the sadness.Â My pals, the reigning rulers of the Republic of Gooberstan, obviously knew this and wanted to help. Today I took my evening break a little early.Â The weather was so nice, and Klaus was in good hands.Â Bogart and I had a lovely walkie…

Beard Contest… Last Minute!

Talk about getting in just under the wire… For a few months now, my buddy Stanley has been at the helm of a beard-growing contest – we all had a check-in, and now it’s time for all of that growth to pay off. While I am a HUGE fan of Stanley (and of course the…

The Beard Contest

Stanley has thrown down the fuzzy gauntletÂ – we’re having another BEARD CONTEST!Â Mama thought you’d need a lot of photos of my rugged beard, so here goes… Stan my man, I know it’s tough to see clearly in the photos exactly the length.Â Mama says it’s just under 3 inches.Â I am of course…

A Citizen of Gooberstan

Oh, Y-E-S… It is always a GOOD DAY when a package arrives from the Republic of Gooberstan… I have heard – and seen – much of the fabled pink flamingo.Â However, I have never personally experienced this rare bird… UNTIL TODAY I must introduce my new retro pal to the expanse of my backyard… Yes,…