 Not everyone can grow a beard and moustache of this magnitude.  No sir-ee, a beard-and-stache combo like this requires careful pruning, and dedicated, constant vigilance.  Proper watering is a must. As is just the right curl that impresses the ladies.  Aire-ing it out is also a key component.  Oh who am I kidding. Just a…
So say that your mama has been sitting around, drinking too much wine. But she’s cheap – and only buys the three-buck-Chuck from Trader Joe’s. And she likes to reuse and/or recycle stuff. And she lives in an apartment. And she likes flowers. (Ok, this is how we know that I’m not talking about my…
What’s this? A sparkly dog cookie? How can this be? See it’s sparkl-y-ness… Lets see just how delicious sparkles can be, shall we? Mama tried to warn me that sometimes the sparkly decorations aren’t that tasty (apparently she knows this from previous experience), but I’m willing to sacrifice my taste buds in the name of…
