An Apple a Day…

Keeps me running down the street a top speed because damn does it look like a rogue tennis ball… Really.  Tell me that doesn’t look like a tennis ball.  Doesn’t taste like a tennis ball, but looks disarmingly like one. And then I spotted THIS.  The apples are messing with me today… Love, Bogart

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Sleepy B’Aire

I do not believe in doing anything uncomfortable.  Ever.  Especially after a hard days’ worth of sleeping, walking, eating, and pooping.  This pup is pooped, and I believe that only a human-sized bed will do. So I curl up on mama’s covers, slide on up against the nice, soft pillows, and hunker down for a…

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Shrine to Cones

OH YES. There it was – innocently sitting outside a building in Philadelphia -  A SHRINE TO MY BELOVED PINE CONES.  Was that a tear of joy in my eye, or just something stuck in my mad scientist eyebrow that was tickling me? TEAR OF JOY Love, Bogart

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Riders on the Storm

Hurricane, eh? I am suited up, and ready for you Irene.  I pee in your general direction. I see absolutely no reason why I should curtail my normal walkie pattern because of some wind and rain.  What else is a raincoat for? I still want to go to the park, I still want to walk…

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Today, I Am Six

Today I am a fuzzy man of 6.  And being that I am a fine, mature Airedale I require a gift which befits my status. That will do. NOM NOM NOM I don’t get these very often – my silly vegetarian mama apparently has difficulty buying them (she never remembers which kind of bones they…

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The Maine Event

It is ALWAYS a good thing when a package arrives addressed to me.  Always. And packages addressed to me ALWAYS smell good.  From the outside.  That’s how I know the packages are for me.  I have this amazing nose, you see, it’s just a simple biological fact. WHOA! PINE CONES!!!  I thought this package smelled…

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Tree… Down!

Gee, I knew that it was a pretty wild storm that raced through Philly last night – the rain started late and was so loud I was barking at the window – but I didn’t know it was THIS wild! That’s a big tree, well it was a big tree.  It looks like a lightning…

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