Geese. A whole flock of them. Just sitting there, waiting. Taking in a slightly wet day, cooling their feet on the grass. You know what happens next…
Oh yeah, Bogart Handsome Devil’s Goose Removal Officer, at your service!
I’m feelin’ GOOD after that quick run. And satisfied after dispersing that entire flock of geese. And as much as I love to roll in goose poop, mama pulled me along.
That’s ok, it’s time for some fancy stickwork anyway…Â Note the advanced TRIPLE stick carry.
Since mama has to wash my sweatshirt today anyway (well, now she does) I thought I’d lay down on the wet dirt and grass and enjoy a little stick chomp. I mean, I carried these sticks all the way from the Hawthorne Bridge to the Steel Bridge…
Yes that’s, right it’s ME… no autographs please!
I need some time to savor the complex stylings of these sticks.
You know, it’s just like chomping on a stogie. A particularly woodsy-type of stogie. And of course, looking cool while doing it.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Love,
Bogart
Wearing that sweatshirt is a very good look for you, Bogart. It enhances your already awesome level of handsomeness.
Love,
Miss Kitty
thanks for the laugh I really needed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aunt Pam
To: Mr. Bogart, Goose Removal Officer
Dear Sir,
Please send some of those wonderful removed geese over my way, as we don’t get any this year. And this is such a pity, because I really love rolling in their poo and have a bite or two when I am lucky to happen to stumble upon it half-a-second before my mama does … Not that she doesn’t want to share … you know … she is just a typical human and doesn’t roll in it herself and doesn’t want ANYBODY to eat it at all. What a shame! What a waste!! That said, I was wondering whether I could join your special Goose Task Force???
Sincerely,
Goose LUVing
Bel