Oh, Y-E-S…
It is always a GOOD DAY when a package arrives from the Republic of Gooberstan…
I have heard – and seen – much of the fabled pink flamingo. However, I have never personally experienced this rare bird… UNTIL TODAY
I must introduce my new retro pal to the expanse of my backyard…
Yes, he will fit in nicely with my stuffed squid, my orange flying saucer, all of my tennies, my squeaky steak and of course my half-deflated soccer ball.
Stanley, I gotta tell it to ya straight. YOU THE MAN!!!
I really had no idea of what I was missing, how empty my life was until today.
The possibilities are simply ENDLESS with the furry pink guy. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
Oh and Kafka reminded me that you also enclosed a card… Mama LOVES that photo of you, she put it up on her wall in her office right away. Amazing ear action there, my friend, A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
I just wanna tell you how very much you mean to me buddy, to have another male Dale pal who UNDERSTANDS. Nose lovin’ to yo mama…
Love,
Bogart