Cats pee indoors. Â Dogs do their business outside. Â Mama was being nice and thought that she would get some peepee pads for me so that I didn’t have to go down the stairs and outside to pee. Â To which I say, AW HELL NO
A gentleman always pees outside. Â Like a racehorse when necessary (like today – I am a badass but I’m not stupid). Â End of story.
Love,
Bogart