Cats pee indoors.  Dogs do their business outside.  Mama was being nice and thought that she would get some peepee pads for me so that I didn’t have to go down the stairs and outside to pee.  To which I say, AW HELL NO

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A gentleman always pees outside.  Like a racehorse when necessary (like today – I am a badass but I’m not stupid).  End of story.

Love,

Bogart

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