Woo-hoo! MY BIRTHDAY!!! Time to Party Till You Puke!
I’d like to start the festivities with this lovely cookie, please. Very kind of you to have it personalized…
Why yes, yes I would like that cookie now. And yes I plan to eat the entire thing.
I will start with a delicate nibble…
Oh, the hell with that. Open mighty jaws, insert frosty bone…
It’s a little messy, but that’s what I have you for, mama! I shovel it in, and you hoover it up!
Damn, that’s a good cookie. You got this at Just Dogs Bakery, didn’t you?
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
You have to get your mama to move the cookie around so that you can take advantage of all of it’s yumminess, and also to change up the bite pattern. A little from the side…
A little from the top…
But of course the main objective is to get as much of it in your mouth as quickly as possible.
 Apparently it was difficult to get photos of me eating my birthday cookie. I can’t imagine why…
Whatever you need to do mama to get those perfect shots, you do that, I AM EATING
Peanut butter cookie + yogurt frosting = GOODNESS and MESS
I may have a blue tongue after this, not that I care, but just sayin’…
The frosting was particularly good this time – probably because there was more of it than usual (with all of the birthday personalization and all). No complaints from this Dale.
No complaints at all.
Yup, pretty darned happy.
That went fast. I guess I didn’t realize how hungry – and ready to party – I was. Was delish.
Absolutely good to the last crumb. I got this.
 And guess what? I recently found that 3 of my sisters live with my mama and dad – Cece, Mortisha, and Little Bit - so Happy Birthday ladies!
Love,
Bogart
